10 Things Paris Could Improve On...

From my perspective, there are a few things that Paris could use. Although I have loved my time here so far I do believe there is some room for improvement. So instead of reading for my midterm right now or working on my project I am going to compose a list of 10 items Paris should take into consideration.

1.Many cafes open for dinner at around 7 or 7:30. I may be hungry before then, so you will and better serve me.
2. In Paris, I am considered a "skank" if I wear anything too revealing. However, many women in Paris (including my art professor) do not wear a bra. In the event she has worn a bra, it has been seen outside of her shirt-->black lace. I am not the skank, my friend. I hope to put a Victoria's Secret at the Champs Elysees and encourage all Parisian women to make a purchase.
3. Another vital purchase: tweezers. I sat across from a man on the metro today and it was comparable to looking at a bush. I know I have been directed not to stare or make eye contact but this was necessary to analyze.
4. Purchase number 3: DEODORANT! You will see how far one stick can get you! IMPORTANT: Carry a travel size as the stench becomes increasingly worse throughout the day.
5. No I don't want butter on my ham sandwich.
6. What's with the museums?
7. Leave my blonde hair alone this includes the professor asking, "Where is Regina? Oh I was looking for the blondest hair."
8. Owners of dogs have no problem leaving their dogs' presents everywhere along the sidewalk.
9. What is the big deal about Louis 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 27?
10. The conversion of the dollar to euro. This doesn't help my shopping problem.